Every so often I will rant. Ranting is the act of sharing strong/heartfelt thoughts about an issue that is bothering you or making you feel uncomfortable. This is not meant to defame or offend. These are just my thoughts. Please be aware: mild/suggestive language is included. !~)
These are my pet peeves at the gym. YES THERE ARE 20!!!!
20. When the gym staff/trainers have ordered out: What are you trying to do to me in here? Why are you eating a double cheeseburger meal from Mickey D's anyway? Dang I want some of those fries!!! lol!!!
19. Using the treadmill or elliptical machine right beside me when there are 100 available... I don't even know why this bothers me but it does.
18. Spraying around your machine getting me wet... pay attention.
17: Extreme body odor...I know we're at the gym but dang I know you smell that, what is wrong?
16. Trainers who are out of shape: Need I say more?
15. "I think I'm bigger than I really am" guy... So aggrivating to see him stride through
14. Dropping the weights... Every single gym I've ever been to warns against this. Why do you keep dropping th weights knowing it will echo through the gym? So annoying...
13. Yelling obnoxiously...I really don't think the weight is that heavy. Stop trying to draw attention to yourself.
12. People who are working out in regular clothes... jeans, dress shoes, bare feet (ONLY ok if its African Dance) Dude, what are you thinking?
11. Old men who sit on the machines or hang around and STARE....I was going to say something really bad here but I'm going to be a good southern girl and respect my elders..OK just a hint (you can find them after the rain). You fill in the blanks.
10. Hogging the machines...You know I want to work in, stop trying to avoid eye contact with me. Share the equipment.
9. Talking to me while I'm working out: If I wanted to talk, you would have my number for us to do so. Shut Up!!
8. People who drench the machine with sweat and just walk away expecting me to clean it for you...that is GROSS!!
7. Crew of the Commando...Do I need to say more (read the blog)
6. Women AND men who wear inappropriate gym attire: I shouldn't see through your pants to know that you have on orange underroos(happened today), they shouldn't be so short that your cheeks are hanging out and MEN for goodness sakes: NO SHORTS ABOVE THE KNEE, nobody wants to see Macadamias (EWE).
5. Thinking the gym is a dating pool... Please don't try to hit on me while I'm working out, NOT INTERESTED BUDDY..this ain't the dating game. Somebody already "Put a ring on it"
4. Talking on your cellphone LOUD beside me: I do not need to know about your sexual escapades BooBoo..Keep it quiet
3. Gym equipment that is ALWAYS broken....I'm already paying dues plus extra yearly fees for maintenance. Why is there only ONE stairstepper working when there are 3 physically there?
2. Standing/Walking around Booty Ball Naked around the locker....Cover that up please.
1. TELLING ME THAT I NEED TO WORK HARDER OR THAT I'M NOT DOING ENOUGH OR UNSOLICITED ADVICE.... I'm not paying you to be my trainer. How about you pay attention to your workout and stop worrying about mine. Mind your business!!!!
I can't take it!!! What is wrong with you people? If all of these things happened to me in one gym visit, you might be seeing me on SNAPPED: Gym Edition!!
NapturallyFit
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