Every so often I will rant. Ranting is the act of sharing strong/heartfelt thoughts about an issue that is bothering you or making you feel uncomfortable. This is not meant to defame or offend. These are just my thoughts. Please be aware: mild/suggestive language is included. !~)
I'm working out and she's working out. I notice that we both are working arms today. We're generally in the same area and finally cross paths. She sits down at the pulldown machine in front of me and as I get ready to do my cable pulldowns, I get the freaking shock of my life. This chick has a hole in her crotch and right as I'm laughing and turning my head, I get the shock of my life. SHE IS TOTALLY COMMANDO!!! I start to scream "Why, Why???" in my Nancy Kerrigan voice (bad joke I know, but it fits with the mood).
Let the rant begin...
Why do women go commando in the gym? What is comfortable about that? As soon as I got home, I immediately went to the Internet and did some searches on this issue. I came across some blogs and really was amazed at how many women were admitting that they went COMMANDO in the gym. Many of them said they do this for one of two reasons.
Reason 1: "I don't like the way my panties feel when they are sweaty". So instead of putting the sweat on your panties, your solution is to put the sweat on your pants or shorts you have on instead? The same pants or shorts that have been on the machine I'm about to sit down on and use? NO, ladies, NO...this is not the answer. Crotch sweat on the seat is not cute Ladies.
Solution: If you don't like the sweat from your undies, then bring a clean pair to change into for the ride home. No harm in that.
Reason 2: "I don't like for my panties to ride up when I'm working out and I don't want to pull wedgies in the gym". Are you serious? You'll pull your wedgie out any other time. Stop trying to look cute in the gym and focus on your workout. Pull the freakin' wedgie...nobody cares.
Solution: Wear a thong, wear boy shorts, wear grannies, wear boxers... the point is wear something.
It's obvious that you are going to sweat. Sweat is inevitable in the gym. That's the nature of the beast. Sweating, while therapeutic and encouraging, it just doesn't feel great. During my workout, it makes me feel like I'm really putting in the work. Afterwards it makes me feel self-conscious because I think I stink. I especially hate boob sweat (just being honest with my people) as I imagine most women do, does that mean I'm going to go braless. No way. I just bring an extra set of "after workout" clothes so my drive home is comfortable.
All in all, this blog isn't going to change the "Crew of the Commando's". I'm sure these women will continue the "Brigade of the Panty-Less". Before you do, PLEASE do me favor...If you're going to go commando, can you at least make sure your crotch doesn't have any holes in it? Geesh...
LMBO!!!!! Ahhhh, ranting is therapeutic for the soul.
NapturallyFit